i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
i'm not like other girls. i'm an evil wizard
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and yet you don’t have the url… i’d cast a fireball at ya if you were worth the spell slot
if i needed a themed blog and url to signal to people that i'm an evil wizard i would've quit out of shame already
u know what i miss? all the bro posts
bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts
bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro
bro one: bro
people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
real self love is closing a personality quiz when it asks you to pick one out of ten paragraph long options,,,,, thanks but i know who i am,,, a person who’s not gonna stand for this